This has had an exponential effect on how I perceive my own eyelashes. False eyelashes are showing up everywhere: on the news, on Real Housewives, and on Real Housewives. Boy, do they lay ’em on thick on Real Housewives. And I have to say, I do think they’re attractive. And one time when I was on the teevee for a morning show appearance, a makeup artist put false eyelashes on me. I loved them! I felt like a cat. ROOOWR! And as I watched a clip of that TV segment later, I could tell that my eyes had more definition than normal.